Sunday, December 7, 2008
Are You Fucking Serious?!?
As snowboard companies try to consume less fossil fuels, ie Burton, Lib Tech, Salomon, Holden. Some one thought it would be a good to contribute to global warning, thus decreasing snowfall pretty much everywhere.
"Want to be cool and move fast in the snow without using a snowmobile? Now there’s an alternative and also viable solution. It’s the Gas Powered Snowboard from Hammacher Schlemmer. Powered by a 6 1/2-hp four-cycle gasoline engine that starts with a pull, it can accommodate riders up to 250 lbs. and has a maximum speed of 18 mph, operating up to two hours on only 3/4-gallon of gasoline. The rugged frame is made of aluminum and high-density molded ABS plastic. Two cleated footpads provide secure footing while standing without requiring bindings, and its adjustable height-handlebar has a throttle control which provides easy stopping! Beat that, snow shoes!"
This is such crap I am not posting where to buy it.
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think of the new tricks though! Hammacher Schlemmer schlemm presses, hamm wheelies, 1/2 and full hamm schlemms, switch schlemmsters, global warmies to Al-Gores out...
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